1000 lucky bastards that managed to get hold of a magical ticket within their purchase of Maimi's 3rd photobook were given the permission to attend a small promotional/handshake event.
Can you imagine that? ...
1000 people turning up to shake your hand ... thats 1000 people who no doubt wanna 'cuddle' you ... 1000 sweaty hands rubbing with Maimi's fragile elegant hand ...
each 'handshake' lasts around (lets say) 5 seconds ... so that's 1000 people times 5 seconds means that Maimi was probably subjected to this sweaty torture for over 1 hour and 20 minutes.
Can you even fathom that? I hope the organizers handed out plenty of handwash gel beforehand.
With such a healthy turnout just to see Maimi it makes me wonder if it would make Maimi's ego grow larger than the sun, seriously .... that many people who no doubt lust over you ... can anyone just accept that and take in their stride?
Maimi remains humble and the perfect idol throughout the entire event, I would of sold my left nut to attend such an event, maybe one day in the future.
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this is a job for the super idol: smile and pretend it's nothing to people who jerk off to you for more than 1 hour.
ew. but I'd still shake her hand even if I was the last one.
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